Hello there random internet human!
You look wonderful today! Your shirt/shoes/umbrella sword really complements your eyes/hair/home made D&D dice bag. Since we are on the subject, how do you feel about the current state of the economy/environment/zombie apocolypse? I agree! Have you seen the latest internet meme?
Also, If you are in the area, I may be able to come over to your house and hug you in front of your family and friends for a flat fee of $17.95. Yes you did read that right, in front of.
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask (questions cost an additional $4.00 per)
All the all in allegory,