Dicks By Mail is just that, a bag of (gummy) dicks sent anonymously to whomever you want. Be it your ex, your boss, or just your friends, site owner and Edmontonian Brady Grumpelt thinks Dicks By Mail is the best way to get a bag of dicks to those who need them the most.
“It was an idea I had for a while, so on a day off I had a few drinks and thought, why not,” said Grumpelt. “A few people told me that it was a good idea, and I don’t need to spend a thousand dollars to get it up an running and so I did it. All it takes is time, which is the most valuable currency of all.”
What one gets for $15 is an anonymous package sent to whomever they want containing a 5oz bag of multi-flavoured gummy candy penises and a note exclaiming ‘Eat a bag of dicks‘. So far, the dicks have taken off.
It started out with some people Grumpelt works with buying the first few shipments. Then through word of mouth, an Imagur post and some attraction from various online media, the purchases have blown up to the point where he is going to need to hire a fulfilment agency just to get the dicks out the door.
“I did the math on it and an entire room of my house would be filled with dicks,” Grumpelt said. “If I was stuffing all the envelopes myself, that would be too many dicks to handle for even the most professional dick handler in the world.”
According to the website the idea is to put a smile on peoples faces and not meant to threaten or bully. “If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe it’s you who needs to eat a bag of dicks,” the website states.
“I’m hoping that most of the purchases are done in good humour,” Grumpelt said. “The responses I’ve gotten so far have been very positive. At the end of the day, they are just little, fruity, gummy dicks.”
“Gummy bears are starting to go extinct because of what we are doing, so I’ve had to switch it up and go with other species of dicks,” he joked.
Currently, Grumpelt is tying to figure out a way to get the dicks overseas and is mulling over other ideas.
“There may be other products that come out, but right now I’m just focusing on giving people the dicks that they want.”
For more information visit dicksbymail.com