Oliver Lessard – The Trent Wilkie

7 Jun 2020

Metro Shorts Memories: Oliver Lessard

Metro Shorts had many, “where the hell are they going with this” moments, and Oliver Lessard delivered one of my favourites. Here it is:

RT @xx_helghast_xx: First time playing death stranding got it with ps plus extra have to say i always thought it looked beautiful but just… 1 hour ago
RT @ADHDelaide: Life with ADHD is 1/3 sleeping, 1/3 working/studying and 1/3 recovering from the exhaustion of it all while feeling guilty… 2 hours ago
RT @jonnywakefield: A side note: Lewis is relying on two profs from the U of Guelph veterinary school who have spoken at anti-mandate ralli… 6 hours ago
@TheWisdomTeeth Yes, but only you. Specifically you. 13 hours ago
If you think things are wacky now, wait until I tell you what my imaginary friend thinks you should do with your body. #AbLeg 14 hours ago
RT @GuysinDisguise: #PrideMonth #abqueerhistory #yegqueerhistory #yeghistory #Yeg 15 hours ago
RT @mary_siever: So Skittles did send us some! 12 boxes of sour skittles! Come on by! https://t.co/M0qoKZN5kT 15 hours ago
@LoveMyCityEliz @CBCFletch I told you that naming them Riptide and Thunderbacon was a good idea! 1 day ago
RT @LoveMyCityEliz: Thanks to @CBCFletch I have confirmed that when Albertans say "I've never heard that name before" about each of my two… 1 day ago
@JessicaDaleWalk Big Lady of the Lake fan. 1 day ago
@HoldTonic That is like a hatchet/sword/paddle. Multi-use! 1 day ago
@TheatreHoBo Oh man, they have bows too. Thank you. 1 day ago
@TheatreHoBo Holy crap that is functionally gorgeous. 1 day ago
Thinking about buying a sword. One that would suit my personality. Suggestions (with pictures please)? #yeg #swords #overcompensationstation 1 day ago
RT @LoveMyCityEliz: I want to paint my garage door like this. Any suggestions on the best way/place to purchase the paint, so that I don't… 1 day ago
RT @LoveMyCityEliz: She was so excited to join two teenagers inside this tree at the playground. She was oblivious to interrupting their ki… 2 days ago
RT @michaeljanz: Taxes! May this ad remind you the Royal Mayfair (north half) only pays ~$4000 a month until 2069 for 156 acres of prime ri… 2 days ago
I can tell the future. Prove me wrong. 3 days ago
Broncoitus? Looks like you got a bad case of...sex lungs. 3 days ago
RT @maxfawcett: Stay classy, Sundre. 3 days ago

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Trent Wilkie is a writer/performer in Edmonton. Trent has written for CBC Radio, Fangoria Magazine, Edmonton Sun, Exclaim Magazine, Fort Sask Record, Theatre Network, The Edmonton Fringe, and is currently pouring his heart and soul into his award-winning blog The UnDad. As well, Trent has also been a wilderness canoe guide for over 10 years which he now considers therapy. Trent is also a member of Mostly Water Theatre, a sketch comedy troupe and has performed in a bevy of Edmonton International Fringe Festivals to varying degrees of success. When taking time off from trying not to be boring, Trent likes to relax while watching horror movies and trying to write the perfect three chord song

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