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Hello there random internet human! You look wonderful today! Your shirt/shoes/umbrella sword really complements your eyes/hair/home made D&D dice bag. Since we are on the subject, how do you feel about the current state of the economy/environment/zombie apocolypse? I agree! Have you seen the latest internet meme? With that out of the way, I would …

Dating Tips


The problem with dating is that people take it too seriously. The ultimate goal of any date should be to simply find a person you can spend the rest of your living existence with. No big deal when you think about it. How to meet people, attire, conversation and future dates all sounds complicated, but …

Twitter Trend Sentences: October 27, 2010 – 4:20 pm


Not knowing or following any of these “trending topics” on twitter, I decided to take them and form them into sentences with themes. Canada – Erotic theme While Ray Cyrus got dark knighted by several happy cowboys, Colby Armstrong tished his Playstation phone right into Marie Claire’s “josemolina”. Then things got sexy. United States- Gossip …

Top Three Fälschung Horror Movies You’ve Never Seen


Sex Kill - 2002 Description - A down and out Berlin prostitute finds out the best way to make money, besides hooking, is to be a part time hired assassin. Scene to be seen – After killing the Estonian Delegate, she finds herself face to face with another assassin who is looking to get into …

Zombies VS. Office Workers


Pitting the all-consuming, ravenous, wandering sensibilities of the office worker against the metaphorical embodiment of their undead doppelgängers is like watching cannibals eating cannibals. Let’s see who comes out on top! Motivation The office worker hates what he does and always looks forward to that next big thing. The Nickelback show or Beyoncé’s new album …