Caring is so September 10th


I’ve decided that the sun doesn’t exist.

I’ve written a couple of poems on the subject:

1:

Sun.

No fun.

Oh look another stupid horse.

Nope sun.

2:

Roses are red

Violets are shut up

There isn’t a sun

So shut up.

I’ve faxed my ombudsman with star charts wherein I’ve omitted the solar champ.

I don’t like summer.

Prove me wrong. Prove you right.

Can I touch it? No.

Can I taste it? No.

Can I see it? NOT WITHOUT GOING BLIND FROM THE SUN STARES.

So. Yeah.

No sun.

Suck it sun fans. Totes suck it.

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Published by: thetrentwilkie

Trent Wilkie is a husband/father/writer/journalist/performer in Edmonton. Trent has written for CBC Radio, Fangoria Magazine, Edmonton Sun, Exclaim Magazine, Fort Sask Record, Theatre Network, The Edmonton Fringe, and is currently pouring his heart and soul into his award-winning blog The UnDad. As well, Trent has also been a wilderness canoe guide for over 10 years which he now considers therapy. Trent is also a member of Mostly Water Theatre, a sketch comedy troupe and has performed in a bevy of Edmonton International Fringe Festivals to varying degrees of success. When taking time off from trying not to be boring, Trent likes to relax while watching horror movies and trying to write the perfect three chord song

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