haikus – The Trent Wilkie

RT @SareEmm: If this is what Christianity is, I want no part of it. 1 day ago
RT @sisuvanhell: Pat King was just announced as a speaker who can tell people how to organize at the Olds Legion convoyers conference happe… 1 day ago
RT @JanisIrwin: From the inbox! ✉️ He must have forgotten to sign his name, so I did a quick google search of his email address only to fi… 1 day ago
RT @smearballz: Happy to announce I'll be presenting at @FITC again here in Toronto next month. Registration is open https://t.co/aAC4Sfi9… 4 days ago
@KPentelli @RachelNotley Incelling to the limit I see. 1 week ago
@KPentelli @RachelNotley Who hurt you? 1 week ago
@RachelNotley Not a single original thought among all the negative comments. That means you are doing your job. Thank you. 1 week ago
@LenSklogW @RachelNotley When she does, do you promise that you will? 1 week ago
@RachelNotley When hate-filled people hate you, you are doing something right. Keep those adult babies angry. Their… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
RT @itsJoDavid: Quand la préparation rencontre l’opportunité #DerbyDuNord https://t.co/caDa0zUnaq 1 week ago
@BowTiedKong My dude. Women aren’t products. They aren’t supposed to do what you think they should do. Your ‘friend… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
RT @thetrentwilkie: Good. Now everyone knows that @elonmusk is garbage. 1 week ago
@dirklancer @BowTiedKong I honestly thought this was satire. How can one be so obtuse? 1 week ago
RT @sisuvanhell: @cspotweet WBF is great - but we need to change the culture in trades to keep women in them. My daughter is a journeyman w… 1 week ago
Good. Now everyone knows that @elonmusk is garbage. 1 week ago
@jonnywakefield Oh the religiosity of it all. 1 week ago
RT @smearballz: My collabo with Tommy Lee is now up on @SuperRare I rendered an ultra wide angle version that I will be showing at @beepl… 2 weeks ago
Where are all the good conservatives dead? In the heart or in the head? #ableg #cdnpoli 3 weeks ago
https://t.co/BAYkk8vQE9 3 weeks ago
@JaimeFjeldsted @cougsta Suckering. 3 weeks ago

Trent Wilkie

Trent Wilkie is a writer/performer in Edmonton. Trent has written for CBC Radio, Fangoria Magazine, Edmonton Sun, Exclaim Magazine, Fort Sask Record, Theatre Network, The Edmonton Fringe, and is currently pouring his heart and soul into his award-winning blog The UnDad. As well, Trent has also been a wilderness canoe guide for over 10 years which he now considers therapy. Trent is also a member of Mostly Water Theatre, a sketch comedy troupe and has performed in a bevy of Edmonton International Fringe Festivals to varying degrees of success. When taking time off from trying not to be boring, Trent likes to relax while watching horror movies and trying to write the perfect three chord song