I performed this bit for Booty Goose’s Weird Al Karaoke. It was a super fun night.
As the title says, it is sung to the tune of ‘Take it Easy’ by the Eagles.
It is called ‘Aroused by Sneezes’ (karaoke track found at the bottom):
Well, I’m running down the road
tryin’ to loosen my clothes
I’ve got allergy season in my face,
I saw she couldn’t hold it,
Her tiny hands just missed it
Turned me on when she sneezed all over the place
Aroused by sneezes
Aroused by sneezes
The face you make when it releases
Makes me scream for Jesus
I’ll clean it up if it misses your hand
I just hope you understand
My face is the place I want it to land
Aroused by sneezes
Well, I’m just talked to my doc
He was verily shocked
At my dream based fantasy
I’m the glass, you find, giving salad eaters peace of mind
When the mucous glory flies free
Come on, baby, don’t get anything in the way
I gotta watch your nasal love
As I embrace the spray
You may miss and you may hit
It’s up to me to make a landing place for it
I’ll open up, spray me down with that shit
Aroused by sneezes
Well I’m running down the road freshly glazed with a load,
got a sheen of bubbles in my eyes
lookin’ for another who embraces nostril thunder
They are so hard to find
Aroused by sneezes, aroused by sneezes
the sound of your own sneeze
Makes me weak in the knees
come on baby, don’t say maybe
I gotta know if your wet love is
gonna spray me,
ACHOO
ACHOO
ACHOO
ACHOO
Oh who got some sneezes
Oh there are some sneezes
I want you to sneeze in me
The Trent Wilkie 