Subscriber Benefits!

Hello there random internet human!

You look wonderful today! Your shirt/shoes/umbrella sword really complements your eyes/hair/home made D&D dice bag. Since we are on the subject, how do you feel about the current state of the economy/environment/zombie apocolypse? I agree! Have you seen the latest internet meme?

With that out of the way, I would like to say that subscribing has it’s benefits. I can offer you wonderful tidbits like this and this and this.

Also, If you are in the area, I may be able to come over to your house and  hug you in front of your family and friends for a flat fee of $17.95. Yes you did read that right, in front of.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask (questions cost an additional $4.00 per)

All the all in allegory,


Published by: thetrentwilkie

Trent Wilkie is a husband/father/writer/journalist/performer in Edmonton. Trent has written for CBC Radio, Fangoria Magazine, Edmonton Sun, Exclaim Magazine, Fort Sask Record, Theatre Network, The Edmonton Fringe, and is currently pouring his heart and soul into his award-winning blog The UnDad. As well, Trent has also been a wilderness canoe guide for over 10 years which he now considers therapy. Trent is also a member of Mostly Water Theatre, a sketch comedy troupe and has performed in a bevy of Edmonton International Fringe Festivals to varying degrees of success. When taking time off from trying not to be boring, Trent likes to relax while watching horror movies and trying to write the perfect three chord song

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