Subscriber Benefits!

Hello there random internet human!

You look wonderful today! Your shirt/shoes/umbrella sword really complements your eyes/hair/home made D&D dice bag. Since we are on the subject, how do you feel about the current state of the economy/environment/zombie apocolypse? I agree! Have you seen the latest internet meme?

With that out of the way, I would like to say that subscribing has it’s benefits. I can offer you wonderful tidbits like this and this and this.

Also, If you are in the area, I may be able to come over to your house and  hug you in front of your family and friends for a flat fee of $17.95. Yes you did read that right, in front of.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask (questions cost an additional $4.00 per)

All the all in allegory,


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