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@smearballz Get some more booty shakes and they can apply for twerkman’s comp. 3 hours ago
#ableg https://t.co/yHUq55wIxe 1 day ago
Yes this is cathartic. He was not gracious in leadership he does not deserve grace in his exit. They don’t get to p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
At least @Grindstoneyeg gets to add that elusive 5th act to ‘Hot Boy Summer’. #ableg 2 days ago
Next Leg sitting, what is the equivalent of ear plugs but for stink? #ableg 2 days ago
Shandro has a lot of driveways to visit. #ableg 2 days ago
I got dibs in his truck. Faulty gashole and all. #ableg 2 days ago
I reject the premise that 51% is a win. #ableg 2 days ago
Does this mean we can take Mart out of the curriculum? #ableg 2 days ago
@jasonkenney @markusoff I will buy your merch. Both ironically and unironically. 2 days ago
@TravelAlberta this is the last thing that people want to see when they visit a place like this. Ask me why. #ableg https://t.co/xIutbog2XX 2 days ago
RT @SammyHudes: Throughout his time as premier, Jason Kenney often chided NDP Leader Rachel Notley for leading the only one-term government… 2 days ago
At least he got one last trip to Washington out of the deal. #ableg 2 days ago
My gosh, how long does it take someone to cheat? #ableg 2 days ago
@MyaAndreasson @chalk_84 @RealTalkRJ @jkenney @Barootes @MelCaouette @LukaszukAB Yes. The name. That is it. And you spelled CIA wrong. 2 days ago
@MyaAndreasson @chalk_84 @RealTalkRJ @jkenney @Barootes @MelCaouette @LukaszukAB This took me about 10 seconds.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
My right eyelid won’t stop spasming and I feel like I’m watching the same movie in two different theatres. 2 days ago
Would you vote for someone who believes in Santa Clause? #AbLeg #cdnpoli 2 days ago
Thoughts on the new #KITH 3 days ago
RT @michaelcoren: #JordanPeterson is leaving Twitter. To quote GK Chesterton, “Journalism largely consists in saying 'Lord Jones is dead' t… 3 days ago

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Trent Wilkie

Trent Wilkie is a writer/performer in Edmonton. Trent has written for CBC Radio, Fangoria Magazine, Edmonton Sun, Exclaim Magazine, Fort Sask Record, Theatre Network, The Edmonton Fringe, and is currently pouring his heart and soul into his award-winning blog The UnDad. As well, Trent has also been a wilderness canoe guide for over 10 years which he now considers therapy. Trent is also a member of Mostly Water Theatre, a sketch comedy troupe and has performed in a bevy of Edmonton International Fringe Festivals to varying degrees of success. When taking time off from trying not to be boring, Trent likes to relax while watching horror movies and trying to write the perfect three chord song