Category: Humour

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Jai Alai-ghts 2012


My apologies right off the bat. I'm going to do what most people hate. I'm going to drive my helicopter of self absorption to Lamesville and park it in Mayor Obvious' spot and give Dr. Uncreative a call. Yep, I'm going to 'best of 2012' all over the place. Aside from the obvious (engagement to the …

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Movember: Historic Moustaches


Scythian Horseman Exlposion! Fire! Follicle holes! Then, unto the people was thusly borne…the moustache! Derivative of both French and Italian ancestry, the direct definition of the word moustache is: facial hair growth on the outer surface of the upper lip (not to be confused with boustache which is on the inner surface of the lower lip). The oldest known moustache is from …

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THE INTERVIEW PROJECT 45: Dr. Jokes


The first time I saw Dr. Jokes was during a 'How to take out your own appendix in the safety of your home' tutorial on the Youtubes. The video has since been taken down, but one thing that can't get taken down is my confusingly powerful affection for the good Doctor. Now, I'm not sure …

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The Interview Project 43: EQ


BIO: "EQ is a Dameranian. He communicates through thoughts and his jokes are super racy. He has never been to Denver. Or Funky Town." EQ is a terrible gambler. On several occasions he has made ridiculous bets that even a child wouldn't make. At this point he owes me close to $3000 on several poorly chosen wagers. Here …

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