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Movember: Historic Moustaches


Scythian Horseman Exlposion! Fire! Follicle holes! Then, unto the people was thusly borne…the moustache! Derivative of both French and Italian ancestry, the direct definition of the word moustache is: facial hair growth on the outer surface of the upper lip (not to be confused with boustache which is on the inner surface of the lower lip). The oldest known moustache is from …

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THE INTERVIEW PROJECT 45: Dr. Jokes


The first time I saw Dr. Jokes was during a 'How to take out your own appendix in the safety of your home' tutorial on the Youtubes. The video has since been taken down, but one thing that can't get taken down is my confusingly powerful affection for the good Doctor. Now, I'm not sure …

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The Interview Project 44: Janelle Aker


BIO (pseudo-stolen from IDYGF): "Co-founder of I Dig Your Girlfriend, Janelle (Elle) has always defied labels and stereotypes that come along with them, so when presented with the “how would you describe yourself” question, “Glitter mixed with rock and roll!” is the answer we got. Her Tumblr. Her Twitter. A few similarities about Janelle and I: - We …

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I Breaked


I got myself a job writing and driving. The writing is a different style of writing where I try not to use adjectives, only purvey functional information and attribute people to the things they say and delete the things they don't. I'm really enjoying it. I have a desk and an office and the people …

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The Interview Project 43: EQ


BIO: "EQ is a Dameranian. He communicates through thoughts and his jokes are super racy. He has never been to Denver. Or Funky Town." EQ is a terrible gambler. On several occasions he has made ridiculous bets that even a child wouldn't make. At this point he owes me close to $3000 on several poorly chosen wagers. Here …

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