Mountains and Pretty Pretty
Snowplow (Oh, blader of mine)
A poem by Trent James Wilkie Following behind you on a slushy, bog like road, your visage portrays a timeless tale of days when your shivering metal hulk would slash through the neolithic snows upturning rocks and the corpses of your enemies, as you clear a spark laden path for humanity's future. Stay back 15 …
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Insidious: Movie Review
Originally published in SEE Magazine on April 1, 2011. When it comes to horror movies you have to prepare yourself for the worst. From visually to thematically, you can have anything from wooden performances to a truck full of elephant intestines being poured into a busy glass elevator. Thankfully, Insidious has neither these things. Insidious is surprisingly good …
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Another Favorite: The Reverend Horton Heat
Published September 24, 2009, SEE Magazine “The last time we were up there, the price of oil was really high and Edmonton, man, it looked big and clean and rich. It was looking pretty good,” says the Reverend Horton Heat. “It looked like a pretty good place to live ... in the summer.” Like a …
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Gargamel – The Play
What do you get when you cross a man who wants to fight God, an autodidactic shaman, a spectral Louis Riel and a girl who is pretty sure she is the only sane person left in the world? You get The Crying Game 2. Just kidding. You get Gargamel, a tragic comedy written by Trent …
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Alex Debogorski – Ice Road Trucker
I believe in three irreversible truths when it comes to dealing with certain situations. One, if I had to fight my way through an angry mob; I want Marty McSorley on my side. Two, if I ever have to survive a military interrogation; I want Ghandi as my legal representation. And three, if the world …
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Subscriber Benefits!
Hello there random internet human! You look wonderful today! Your shirt/shoes/umbrella sword really complements your eyes/hair/home made D&D dice bag. Since we are on the subject, how do you feel about the current state of the economy/environment/zombie apocolypse? I agree! Have you seen the latest internet meme? With that out of the way, I would …
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Twitter Trend Sentences: October 27, 2010 – 4:20 pm
Not knowing or following any of these “trending topics” on twitter, I decided to take them and form them into sentences with themes. Canada – Erotic theme While Ray Cyrus got dark knighted by several happy cowboys, Colby Armstrong tished his Playstation phone right into Marie Claire’s “josemolina”. Then things got sexy. United States- Gossip …
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Top Three Fälschung Horror Movies You’ve Never Seen
Sex Kill - 2002 Description - A down and out Berlin prostitute finds out the best way to make money, besides hooking, is to be a part time hired assassin. Scene to be seen – After killing the Estonian Delegate, she finds herself face to face with another assassin who is looking to get into …
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Zombies VS. Office Workers
Pitting the all-consuming, ravenous, wandering sensibilities of the office worker against the metaphorical embodiment of their undead doppelgängers is like watching cannibals eating cannibals. Let’s see who comes out on top! Motivation The office worker hates what he does and always looks forward to that next big thing. The Nickelback show or Beyoncé’s new album …
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